Danish Fruit Stand


when one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their r-ct-m for $2 a piece. generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically danish.
it was well known that after a jog, bill clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

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