Danish Handshake
a s-xual, and extremely disturbing s-xual act, in which you fist a girl in her v-g-n- so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her -sshole.
see fisting.
“i gave that b-tch a danish handshake before she dumped me. lolz0rzroflmaomg!11!”
the pursuit of mutual mirth enjoyed by a party of two hetros-xual males, one of whom vigorously stimulates the other partic-p-nt’s reproductive organ.
climax is defined by a shared hilarity as opposed to the usual shameful -rg-smic finale.
“yeah, the pitch went fine, after some initial friction, i sealed the deal with a danish handshake, lol.”
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