Danish Invasion
a s-xual act between partners of 1 or more involving a viking helmet with horns, 2 danish pastries and a adult pig. the pig does not partake in the actual act of s-x, it is there strictly as an a observer.
a danish invasion can only be preformed with a a viking helmet with horns, 2 danish pastries and a adult pig. the pig does not partake in the actual act of s-x, it is there strictly as an a observer. the viking helmet is to be worn by 1 of the partic-p-nts, it does not matter which. the danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the partic-p-nts to observe coidus taking place.
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