Danish Thanksgiving


a s-xual act involving filling a woman’s -n-s with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in s-xual intercourse with said -n-s. afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the “thanksgiving”.
baltzer: “so i was at my friend sigmund’s house with some other guys and this freaky chick adelina let us do a danish thanksgiving on her!”

lars: “so did you eat the danish cream filling?”

baltzer: “yeah man you know it!”

lars: “wow you’re one sick f-cker”

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