Dank Kicks


a pair of shoes that are extremely attractive and/or are just s-xy.

e.g. nike dunks, reebok pumps, magenta high-top reeboks, converse
bro 1: yo, bro those are some dank kicks
bro with dank kicks gee, thanks brah!

“heyyy guurrrll those kicks are dankkkk”

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