dank sage
one who is of great reputation among friends for smoking m-ssive quant-ties and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. they tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. if they want to get f-cked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. the dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. at a party they are the friend that is just as f-cked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.
ns: dude will you be my dank sage for tonight?
ds: h-ll yeah dude, i’ll make sure you don’t die tonight, just follow me bro.
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