Danking
the act of smoking marijuana, often considered “dank”, in an unusual place, possibly contorting you body to fit there. you have the option of taking a picture or not. similar to planking
q. why is he on the roof standing on one foot balancing those text books on his head
a. he’s danking
ex. dude last night we slipped under the benches in front of the police station and danked two blunts
ex. man you gotta try this new danking maneuver , you take a bong t while doing a hand stand.
ex. my young check this cole sparked a jay in del taco last night, he’s on top his danking game.
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danking, is a party term, used to describe drinking and dancing.
hey susie, do you wanna go danking tonight?
hey billy, danking last night was awesome, you comin tonight?
that was an awesome dank off last night.
a combination of drinking(primarily alcohol) and dancing
where are all the girls? o man theyre all danking without us.
to take a dump while having a w-nk, typically finishing both tasks at the same time
i had such a good time danking the other night, there isn’t anything like it
combining dancing & w-nking, can lead to ejection from night club / dance venue & also arrest
hey bobby, i was danking like the king in club m-f- last night, was all looking good till one of the bouncers saw my b-ll-nd & kicked me out
the act of smoking dank
“come over at 4:20, we’re gonna be danking”
“sam’s waiting on mason to get a shower then we’re danking”
the act of making somebody your house and/or yard negroe
alex just wouldn’t learn, i dan king’d his -ss last week and he still b-tches about his camaro, go get me some ice cream boyy
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