Dankometer
the measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. think of it as the metric system of goodness. items can receive a rating of 1-10 danks on the american dankometer.
note: the dankometer is measured in “danks”
john: shiznips!! that pie is really good!
sue: how dank is it?
john: probably a 5 on the dankometer
sue: that’s a lot of danks!
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