Dankwanker


one who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, m-st-rb-t-s furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
hey, have you seen little dee lately?
no, he got all p-ssy earlier, pretty sure he’s in his room being a dankw-nker

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