Dankwich

the dankwich is a high-quality sandwich consisting of tuna on wheat bread. often times, there is also lettuce, tomato, cuc-mbers, some olives, spinach, salt, pepper and oregano. and lots of olive oil. this famous recipe is known to have been created by a certain individual in north carolina. it has since been heard being said in the midwest, most notably around st. louis, missouri.
remember kids, if it ain’t high-quality, it ain’t a dankwich…

jimmy john’s employee: hi, would you like to try our special today, the ultraviolet booty sandwich?
you: um, yes please. i’d love a dankwich.
a bacon,egg,cheese,steak, ketchup, salt, pepper, and tobasco sandwich on a perfectly toasted bun. the dankwich is said to be something of a legend but it is no myth…it is for real and it is most scrumpously prepared at a deli in fairfield county. it is basically the closest thing to pure bliss that god put on this earth.
hey dude, lets go get a dankwich because god wanted everyone to enjoy the gifts that he put onto this earth.
an egg salad sandwich that is especially dank, especially as a drunken midnight snack.
dude we are really drunk, lets make dankwiches!!!