Dankxious


the feeling of social anxiety after smoking too much cannabis. usually accompanied by the knowledge that “everybody knows you’re high” and “they aren’t even my friend they are just pretending as a joke.”
“man i smoked way too much weed last night, got so dankxious around susan and thought everybody was talking about me and knew i was stoned.”

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