Danny Dannels


speed skater that set the 2008 trans-usa world record of 2555 miles in 67 days 10 hours and 45 minutes.

he also set the dallas to austin world record of 160 miles in 42 hours 30 minutes while skating through a series of severe thunderstorms.

he started competing in 2005, won the north american inline marathon series advanced division in 2006, started racing pro in 2007, and, set world records in 2008 and 2009.
that danny dannels sure can skate.

did you hear that danny dannels skated a gravel quarry? naw, just kidding, it was just the roads across the state of texas.

i hear danny dannels sleeps with his skates on.

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