Danny Valencia


third bas-m-n for the minnesota twins.

synonyms: “the boy wonder”
fan 1: “golly, we’re in a pinch! who’s this fresh faced kid up to bat… danny valencia?”

fan 2: “that’s no ordinary kid, that’s the boy wonder!”

-walk-off rbi single-

fan: “gee whiz! you were right!”

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