Dante Syndrome


dante syndrome is when someone works at a cr-ppy dead end job (usually minimum wage). instead of taking responsibility and making a change, they become complacent and take their job way too seriously. named after dante hicks from the kevin smith film clerks
person 1: why the f-ck, on her day off, is she coming into wendy’s on a sat-rday night to clean.
person 2: she has a bad case of dante syndrome.

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