Dapper Dan


1.a very sw-nky and neatly-groomed man.
2. grease used for hair purposes.
he’s such a dapper dan, with his shoes shined and hair moussed back.
when a guy is lying down and a chick teabags his forehead. the chick then uses her -j-c-l-t- to slick back his hair 1950s style.
“she totally gave me a dapper dan!” -handshakes friend-
a term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco.
largest size pinch you can take.

im going to put in a dapper dan.
a man’s man. a dude who is insanely gnarly and not a total jerk. very rare to find but a total keeper.
i don’t want a fop, godd-mnit. i want a dapper dan man!
when a dude lies down and lets a chick ride his forehead like a symbian. the chick then uses her -j-c-l-t- to slick back his hair 1950s style.
“man, my boyfriend p-ssed out while going down on me last night so i dapper danned his drunk -ss.”
usaf radio code for command post or any other station that somewhat has command over something. not used in uhf communications band. it is mostly the vhf tactical communications band (30 to 50 mhz)
dapper dan, this is alpha six, we have the enemy engaged.
at common law, when dp gets dp’ed.
“those guys dapper danned the sh-t out of me.”

“this con law is killing me, i hope i get dapper danned”

“i’ve got the mens rea to get dapper danned”.

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