Dapple Retard


(n) being r-t-rded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
“i got back together with my boyfriend. when i discovered his actions weren’t malicious. he was just being a dapple r-t-rd”

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