Darasckebitchell
when a n-z- makes love with a russian.
one day a teenager named mitch-ll decided to show up to school one day. he never liked going to school because n-body liked him, since he was from germany and was related to hitler. the kids also made fun of him by calling him names, and the most used was ‘b-tch-ll’. now when the day had been about half way through, he thought he had been late to math cl-ss. so he decided to sprint to cl-ss, hoping the teacher wouldn’t write him up. when he finally got to cl-ss, he realized it was the wrong period of the day, and no one was in the cl-ssroom except him and the teacher, mrs darasckev. “oh my gosh, i went to the wrong cl-ss. can you please write me a p-ss so i won’t be counted tardy?” said mitch-ll. mrs daraskev replied in a seductive way, “well, i could write you a p-ss, as long as you do something for me.” so the two proceeded to have very nasty s-x right there on her desk. afterwards, both of them were excited, and couldn’t even fathom what had happened, considering it had been the best s-x either of the two had ever had. then mitch-ll thanked her had went off to his cl-sses. he never did get that hall p-ss.
and that is the story of how the term darasckeb-tch-ll came about.
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