Dariush
the persian conquering king; has p-ssed to his iranian ancestors the ability to be the best at everything. also, after kissing any girl, aforementioned girl will fall directly in love with him, although often denies this fact after getting rejected.
girl 1: so you got with that guy last night?
girl 2:sure did, thing is, i think he’s a dariush.
girl 1: you falling in love with him?
girl 2: yeah think so, don’t tell anybody though because i think he’s a bit of a player!
usually referred to as the biggest h-m-s-xual of a group. never shuts up when he is told and is known for loud crazy outbursts.
he’s just like a dariush because he never stops talk. so annoying.
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