Dark Ages

when you have been without electricity or technology for a while, and aren’t up to date with it all-such as older generations, people living on farms with little technology, or those who have been left without electricity due to various circ-mstances.
john: hey mate have you seen the new iphones?
jack: what’s an iphone?
john: have you been living in the dark ages? else you would know.

jill: we had a tornado come through last week. they haven’t been able to restore power yet.
mary: oh no that’s terrible. it’s like you’re living in the dark ages again!
the socialist, economy killings years when barrack hussein obama was (is) president of the united states of america.
tom “do you remember the dark ages?”

bill “yes. obama ran the deficit up, then his health care policies caused my company to put me down to part time work.”
the stage one who rebells against his bros and retreats to hoes. other symptoms of a person in the dark ages include, expiermenting with drugs and wearing clothing such as timberland boots, dress shirts, and jeans on a normal basis. this person also over uses the cellular device for s-xual purposes. nicknames for people in the dark age are: dark vador, dark ager, and gumby
dark age people: charlie sheen; brett favre; lawrence taylor
a stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a s-xual partner or local “tools”. for males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. for females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a s-xual partner that is usually an uppercl-ssman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. people in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.
person 1: should we invite nate over?

person 2: naaaa he’s in the dark ages!
secular society depicts the dark ages as a time where religion repressed humanity in growth, when in reality, this was the taming period of the human dog for submission to god in jesus name first in discipline to righteousness from their pagan ways and thus allow newly formed disciplined ent-ties the energy and will to overcome difficulties towards the advancement of awareness.
wikipedia tells the m-sses ” “dark ages” is a term referring to the perceived period of both cultural and economic deterioration as well as disruption that took place in western europe following the decline of the roman empire.” but followers of christ know this was the time needed to tame the pagan dogs of europe, savage americas was next with african companions learning along the way. still far more work needs to be done for the human dog as their best friend is surely a barking biting savage .