dark and stormy


during s-xual intercourse, when a partner blinds you with their hands while simultaneously making thunder noises with his or her thighs.
she gave me a dark and stormy last night. it was f-cking awesome! but now i think i have pinkeye.
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an island c-cktail served in a tall gl-ss. over ice add one part spiced rum, equal part ginger beer. garnish with a lime wedge. black seal rum or p-ss-rs are fine choices.
a lush tropical breeze caressed my feet, lazily propped up on the railing separating the beach from the bar. over my shoulder i winked at the bartender who soon brought me another dark and stormy.

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