Dark Baird


the act of giving falatio to a male while having a “loaf” style haircut. after storing the s-m-n in one’s mouth the falatio giver spits the s-m-n on a flat surface and then snorts into the nose with a curly straw.
loaf boy loves giving dark bairds to his co-workers.

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