Dark Cum
when you sh-t out your d-ck hole. dark c-m only comes out of your d-ck when you are jacking off and feel like you have to sh-t. when you feel like you are c-mming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your d-ck. this mysterious chocolate liquid is really dark c-m. dark c-m usually occurs after eating lots of chinese food.
grant got super h-rny and started jacking off to a naked chick named brooke making chocolate sauce. after jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to c-m. he looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his d-ck and screams,”sh-t! dark c-m is going all over my leather -ssless chaps!”
when you sh-t out your d-ck hole. dark c-m only comes out of your d-ck when you are jacking off and feel like you have to sh-t. when you feel like you are c-mming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your d-ck. this mysterious chocolate liquid is really dark c-m. dark c-m usually occurs after eating lots of chinese food.
grant got super h-rny and started jacking off to a naked chick making chocolate sauce. after jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to c-m. he looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his d-ck and screams,”sh-t! dark c-m is going all over my leather pants!”
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