Dark Handy


the act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.
joe: “yo i’m goin to the movies with sarah.”
brian: “gonna get some dark handy action?”
joe: “if im lucky enough.”
(later at the movies)
–fap, fap, fap–

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