Dark Passion Play


the bible followers of the nightwish cult follow. this doctrine lists ways in which followers of the g-d tuomas holopainen live their day to day lives. if the laws are not obeyed, followers find themselves banished to the dreamer’s hideaway, for 1001 nights, where they are made a wh-r- for the sailor of the cold world. once the wolves have arrived after the 7 days, followers plant amaranth flowers in the meadows of heaven. this ritual is dedicated to whoever brings the night on the island of eva.
the opening ritual of any gathering on the island of eva is opened with the ritual decapitation of the poet. after, followers are required to spit on the poet’s grave. this ritual is said to have given birth to the dark p-ssion play.

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