dark rising
falling from a great height and sh-tting yourself midair.
instead of a regular sh-t on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they sh-t themselves whilst they descend. the person falling and the sh-t loosed from their -sshole is situated such that the sh-t evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it “rising” out of their -ss.
person a: oh f-ck i’m falling! eeeek! -sh-ts self midair-
person b: look at that! that dumbf-ck’s got a dark rising!
person c: what a piece of sh-t! and that fecal matter evacuating their -n-s, too!
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