Dark Smegma
since the s-xual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. upon calculating the amount of sm-gm- that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the p-n-ses of uncirc-mcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quant-ty of sm-gm- that was detectable. to resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark sm-gm-, was responsible for the excess odour.
to date, no dark sm-gm- has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.
“i apologise for the smell, it’s not that i don’t wash or anything, i guess i must just have a lot of dark sm-gm-, perhaps i should get cut?”
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