dark treats


when you sh-t on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.
dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your b-tch last night

de shaun: ya i know, b-tch lied and told me she had chocolate
similary to a golden shower, a dark treat occurs when one deficates on the face of his or her partner- typically following intercourse. popular in h-m- and heteros-xuals alike.

of course a dark treat can occur without s-xual intercourse or any other related or non-related s-xual play.
in a h-m-s-xual sense: after nick bunged bill, bill was so loose he gave nick a dark treat.

in a heteros-xual sense: jackie was feeling kinky after taking her first c-ck in the -ss she decided to give josh a dark treat.

in a non-s-xual sense: kelly is so disgusting. she was so drunk at that party she let ben give her a dark treat in front of everyone!

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