darkout
a darkout is a person who misteriously decides not to participtate in an event. they can only manage to provide justification in the form of such responses as “i don’t feel like it” or “i can’t be bothered”. it has been found that darkouts are often a result of the subject harbouring agendas that they fear would induce ridicule.
for f-cks sake, don’t darkout on us again
tom’s darked out on us again! he’s ditched us to go with his girlfriend to see the corrs. what a f-cking girl b-mmer!
a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse
don’t be a darkout
tom is such a f-cking darkout since he discovered masturbation
to impose your presence upon an area. to hang about in a conspicuous manner.
“cha, i’m well bored man… lets go dark-out tesco’s car park”
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