Darlington


pikey riddled sh-thole in the north east of england whose main exports are pegs and heather.

famous for hosting the uk’s hairiest gypsy contest 8 years running
peg seller pikey dump darlington}
a large town in north east england. darlington (or locally known as darlo) has a majority population of chavs. with lots of chavvy shops in the town centre an encounter with them is inevitable. the town boasts a new football stadium and a host of shopping facilities. the average age of mums in this town is probably 14. oh and not forgetting if u go to morrisons, north road int he town on a tuesday morning you will be flocked by old people, the town has a very large amount of old people which seem to only come out when children are at school, otherwise they hibernate on weekends after 12 and all summer long.
darlington the chav capital of the north east.

a tiny little town in wisconsin with too many old people and bars and not enough things for young people to do but drink. someplace n-body’s ever heard of.
john: where do you live again?

joe: i live in darlington.

john: where?

joe: exactly
darlington australia is a small place in western victoria .. it has a bluestone pub bulit in 1842… it was the place to get away when the farmer was there…
darlington has the elephant bridge hotel, fun , pub , small , friendly , s-xy , farming , gumby , foxy , stone age , geek , boof , farmer , uncle doug , rigby , radar , snags , rob , whop , normy ,
the worst anybody can possibly do at anything. the grammar is terrible and there is a constant urge to splurge out random duck noises and yelps. at times one does not know what they are talking about but remembers and then enjoys a quick chuckle after. in your head you are never wrong and you always do your best. everybody already knows who you are talking about when your talking about yourself. and you have at least 3 nicknames that all mean the same thing.
girl: im allison
mom: im mom.

…and im darlington!!!
most boring place 2 be no s-xy girls only thing 2 do is 2 go to games and smoke weed only claim to fame is darlington raceway and the fact that its close to north carolina (still lame) no shooping places so lame
bob: so this girl is dtf

carl: where is she from
bob:darlington
carl:you r so desperate

Read Also:

  • Dave Angus Syndrome

    “dave angus syndrome” is when a man develops a full pair of br–sts often referred to as “moobs” or “davangus moobaloids”. the condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have “pecs” due to all the “pumping iron” “man i woke up this morning with […]

  • overslack

    v.nt. – to procrastinate to the highest degree. in order to achieve “overslacking”, one must be verging on doing something to avoid working. sara – hey, bill, did you finish the second -ssignment? bill – nope, i totally overslacked this week-end.

  • OvidoLuis

    a hot guy, who craves for attention, threw the web. chris crokers is a ovidoluis

  • oh noez

    a silly term used to express ones shock towards something said. i am a lesbian. oh, noez. -a funny way of saying oh no! -a person who is mentally r-t-rded may also attempt to use ohnoez. example 1: i dropped my ice cream on the floor. ohnoez. =( example 2: jim: patty, you’re such a […]

  • openGL

    a graphical api produced by silicon graphics that is platform independent, unlike direct3d. it is also much easier to program 3d applications with, do to the absence of microsoft code. if one wants to learn 3d programming, they should learn opengl.


Disclaimer: Darlington definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.