Darn
a commonly used subst-tute for ‘d-mn,’ in cr-ptacular american animated series.
-a giant flaming comet speeds towards the archvillian of some cartoon, obviously going to kill or severly injure him-
villian: oh darn it!
to mend socks
whilst darning my socks i darn well pr-cked my finger
what someone says if they’re afraid to say d-mn
guy afraid to say d-mn: darn it!
other guy: what?
guy afraid to say d-mn: another darn php error
other guy: it’s okay to say d-mn…
it means d-mn
gall darn it
a way for ‘religious types’ to say d-mn without offending others of their ilk.
more importantly, its a way of releasing anger when something happens, but unlike the originator – “d-mn”, it doesnt roll off the tongue so easily and would appear to repress the repressed ‘religious types’ even moreso than if they had gone all out and said the word “d-mn”
darn it, i just killed my wife and two children crashing into a tree. i’m such a darn fool! i’ll be d-mned to h-ll, darn it!
a child-friendly version of the word d-mn, created by a bunch of r-t-rds at the catholic church, due to the word’s religious significance, but is now ridiculous to teach in our growing liberal society, and because it has the exact same d-mn meaning as d-mn.
6 year old boy: dammit! i hate my life! i hate my d-mn school! i hate my d-mn parents! i hate my d-mn brother! i hate that we’re d-mn poor! i just wanna kill myself, d-mnit!
mom: (gasp) you can’t say d-mn! that’s a bad word! say darn instead.
6 year old boy: that sounds stupid! i wanna say d-mn!
mom: if you say d-mn anymore, g-d is going to send you to h-ll when you die!
6 year old boy: oh, okay, i’ll say darnit instead.
used in place of swears
what the darn is that?
dude, i have to go take a huge darn.
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