Darning


a warning that comes too late.
chester qualsneck was upset to find out shortly after drinking his 5 hour energy that the bottle had been lying in a birdbath, utterly forgotten for the last year and a half. his outburst of anger toward his laughing “friends” indicated that he would have much preferred a warning rather than the loathsome darning.

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