Darragh Lynch
kicks -ss!
first recording of this name date back to 3000bc when the egyptian king elvis ii attempted to prevent darragh p-ssing through his empire. a gigantic war began between the kings 10million strong army and darragh (-ssisted by close ally chucky norris i – ancestor of living legend & all round superhuman chuck norris). together darragh & chucky burried all 10million troops and king elvis ii under mountains of rocks, today known as the pyramids. these pyramids were then used to host the skateboarding world championships 3000bc – won by, you guessed it, darragh.
darragh lynch
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