Darren
a good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. his s-xual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. when he isn’t womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the pacman jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
d-mnnn, that guy is one bad -ss motherf-cker, his name must be darren!
often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.
james: your such a darren!
d-mully: lololololololololo
someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. finds s-xual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.
wow that boy is a darren!
is a name meaning gay -ss p-ssy, he will act like a bad -ss but when you want to fight he runs away.
did u see that gay p-ssy darren run.
the boy n-body likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. i am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a ‘loser’ hoping he feels the same way.
you see that weird kid at the corner, he’s such a darren.
a redneck obsessed with guns, drinking, and women. will back stab his best friend if it means getting a woman, and will nearly break his best friends neck for trying to calm him down while he’s on a drunk rampage. also usually gets his -ss kicked by native americans.
back stab darren just f-cked up yet again.
a person that so r-t-rded and stupid, that they cant even cl-ssify to fall in the “f-cknut” category, so a new level was created especially for them. the person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of alzheimer’s, but wont actually have it.
“you wish you could aspire to be a f-cknut you darren”
“don’t be such a darren about it”
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