darren bush files
darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his -ss like a little b-tch. he landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. there is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
at michaels wedding the darren bush files occurred.
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