darren holiday


a darren holiday is a trip that is planned or arranged that never actually happens.

a false promise!
i’ve been on 20 darren holidays this year (when in reality u’ve been on none)

“lets go to babados” says neil
“ok” replies andy
“sounds like a darren holiday to me” responds john

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