Darren Small Cock


noun

derogatory name of a man with a p-n-s of below average girth. applies no matter what length
(1st girl) “how was your date last night?”
(2nd girl) “date with who?…oh, darren small c-ck. it was ‘grrreat’… i didn’t get much or -rg-sm until after he left ;)”

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