Darrian

an amazing girl who knows just how to lift you up when you’re down. she can kick your -ss, but she’s always there for you. can be a b-tch if you really p-ss her off. if you cross the line there’s no going back with this girl. she is a true and honest friend and the best person you could ever have in your life.
“man i wish i had a friend like darrian.”
a girl’s name which is in rare use in american society today.

most darrians tend to be fantastically fantastic in many things, which is a plausible explanation for why so few people are named this.

the average darrian is usually one or more of the following:
hungry
tired
amazed
freaked out
“hey, darrian, what goes on?”

“i am so (hungry/tired/amazed/freaked out)! you want a free gift card to ihop?”

“sweet! you’re the greatest!”
a beautiful girl who is never a b-tch. she always fits in and she is a good person wit ha whole heart and she also is very s-xy
i wish i was a darrian
a sweet cute girl. nice smile, body and hair. is amused and excited easily. tends to be flirty, easy and always h-rny.
look at darrian over there, d-mn. shes so fine all the boys want her.
an educated and capricious male who for some strange reason feels compelled to add his own definition for his own name simply because every other definition describes a female, but who then gets distracted by the scroll bar and jumps from the bottom to the top of the page with increasing rapidity.
“did you hear about darrian?”
“no, what happened?”
“he ended up having a seizure because of his flashing computer.”
“why in the world was it flashing?”
“…the world may never know.”
a name given to the absolute laziest people on earth, they won’t even move a finger to save their best friends lives!
did you hear about darrian?” “what?” “her friend was getting mugged in the alley , and she just watched them lose there college funds!” “what a freaking darrian!