darryls eyes

when the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you’re having a darryl moment. living at the new york city tenement museum, darryl can’t see the middle. if asked if he sees the gl-ss half full or half empty, he says “what gl-ss, i don’t see sh-t!”
d-mn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

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