dart attack


a term for the collective physical, psychological and spiritual effects experienced by an individual listening to the b-ss solo of a vulfpeck song. whilst it is not well understood at this point, most physicians agree that it is probably caused by the inability of the human body to process so much god d-mn funk.
symptoms include euphoria, shortness of breath, temporary loss of sight (except in blind people, who may experience a temporary restoration of sight), type ii diabetes, the inability to control one’s facial expressions (see theo katzman), abdominal pain of no significance, the loss of motivation to keep playing b-ss, and in extreme cases, an actual heart attack.
“i’ve tried listening to the new vulfpeck alb-m, but i can’t get through it without having a total dart attack”

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