darving


the act of driving while intoxicated. also, to darve.
“i can’t believe you’re letting me darving.”

john: “as a friend, i can’t let you drive drunk.”

joe: “i’m not driving drunk, i’m darving”

john: “cool. in that case, let’s roll.”

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