darwin baby
a person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. so prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.
darwin baby: “i decided to change my own oil just to see if i could but i didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is.”
casual observer: “darwin baby”
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