Darwin Dangle


when a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a m-ssive inconvenience. in doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.
dude, i totally saw a darwin dangle in ruggles station last night.

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