Darwin’d


the past tense of “darwin” in which a person:
a) shatters others beliefs of creationism
b) educates someone about evolution
c) smacks someone with a finch
claudia: “i darwin’d that motherrf-ckah”
b-tch slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by charles darwin.
sara and justin were discussing evolution when. . .
sara: all the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and s-xy people.

justin: but i’m not pretty or smart!!!

sara: you just got darwin’d. . .

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