Darwinese
the people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. that make mcdonald’s serve their coffee cold. that make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. that force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.
in other words – people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.
dude. i went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? what is up with that?
dude. it’s the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.
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