Darwinkle Moonie
the legitimate father of chelswinkle goonie and nikwinkle boonie. this man likes to phone up people’s schools are request to speak to the head mistress. possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by nikki. love you nikki 🙂
ring ring.
“h-llo?”
“h-llo can i speak to the head?”
“yes who’s calling..”
-snickers-
“kay i’ll put you on hold..”
“h-llo?”
“h-llo missus head teacher, i have a darwinkle moonie
on hold for you.”
-more snickers-
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