Das Clutch


a) a pseudo-derivitive of schitz, das clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace schitz. it was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, “the music man.”
b) thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of hiv positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the north haven public school’s board of education.
c) followers of das clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
prole 1: we’re all sheep
prole 2: we also ruin musicals! das clutch!

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