dashaun’s always aspire to be great in life, to be remembered throughout the ages for something great they have done.
dashaun’s, however, tend to be challenged when it comes to communication, due to the fact that they think so fast but can’t put it into words, often creating uncomfortable miscommunications and strenuous situations.
dashaun’s are talented thinkers and amazingly creative, and always have either strong feelings or no feelings when it comes to a particular subject (where again the communication issue comes into affect and can create undesirable circ-mstances)
if you meet a dashaun, approach carefully and attempt friendly communication. if the conversation shows the slightest sign of becoming an argument, quickly leave the area, or you’ll get an earful (and possibly an -ssful… of foot!) (again calculating the effects of strong emotion, poor communication, densely packed and durable muscle, and inhuman creativity, getting into an argument with a dashaun can turn real ugly, real fast.)
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girl1: that guy over there looks okay…
girl2: yea, i was talking to him earlier and he seemed really p-ssionate.
girl1: you think he may be a dashaun?
girl2: could be!
hater1: i know this one guy, he thinks he’s cool cause he has a bunch of friends and can throw a football
hater2: whatever, man. let him think he’s a dashaun, we’ll show him he’s not so tough
-later that week on the news, there is a report of two young men around their teens who say they had been jumped by three armed men and refused to talk, although witnesses report seeing only a single young man of average build kicking the two boys and shouting obscenities at them very loudly-
- data squirrel
someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that p-sses through their computer/phone. they archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative’s kid ever taken. an electronic version of a pack rat. dude, you are a total data squirrel. seriously. you do not need to archive text […]
a combination of brains and power. not nerdy, but smart. dauby answer frank! go talk to the team captain, he’s such a dauby.
- david aka malo
cutie hot funny dumb and cute!!!!!!!!!! im overly obsessed with david aka malo
when, in the course of human events, it becomes completely unnecessary for someone to make random -ss noises that may or may not signal a coming (lol) -rg-sm. dude stop f-cking david-gasming, it’s only you and i in this house…
- David Quakenbushed
to lose all your hopes and dreams to marrige and children. it was too bad what happened to tony. he got totally david quakenbushed. jimmy has some really nice children. its just too bad he had to get david quakenbushed to get them. me and my friend were going to move to portland, but somebody […]