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• mumpire

  a mum (or mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport. i wish meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire. meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarr-ssing for the rest of the parents.

• amber rosing

  when a girl has no hair to pull on while performing s-xual intercourse ultimately resorting to spanking her on the head. “this girl had a buzz cut so i had to end up amber rosing her”

• bootplug

  when you kick someone so hard in the -ss, your boot gets stuck. holy sh-t man, you just gave him a bootplug!

• dawon

  he’s weird and doesn’t have to many friends man he’s weird, that’s such a dawon

• penisbanca

  when your p-n-s jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it’s stuck to your thigh oh sh-t i got a p-n-sbanca

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