mumpire
a mum (or mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.
i wish meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.
meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarr-ssing for the rest of the parents.
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