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• David Cop-a-feel

  the act of mysteriously fondling a person without her/him knowing it was an intentional act of perversion. “dude, i just got all david cop-a-feel and pulled the ol’ reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night.” david copafeel is a perverted magician who cops a feel while performin a magic […]

• David Fincher

  director of: a sh-tload of 90s mtv music videos alien 3 seven the game fight club (coolest movie ever) panic room zodiac the curious case of benjamin b-tton the social network the girl with the dragon tattoo (2011) creator of netflix’s house of cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2. known for dark and […]

• Econotaining

  verb: the act of entertaining in reduced financial circ-mstances. i know last year we treated your friends at the restaurant for your birthday, but this year we’ll have to split the bill and econotain. because we are econotaining, everyone will byob and play charades here at my house. our first date was econotaining: he took […]

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  a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. like a spork, but better. due to it’s knifey nature, often seen in pairs. janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup. the act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken. dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

• sport dick

  this is when the male or female p-n-s gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-s-xual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise. the team: hahaha that’s tiny! poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it’s normally bigger, honest! only that small during football, it’s […]

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